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Goodwill
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For Toorak

Post by Goodwill » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:20 pm

i was slippin into the club had on my jeans and my sweatshirt had a little general tsos sauce on it i didnt give a fuck. i walked up to a fine ass bitch. her fucking pussy was barely visible beneath her little skirt. i could smell her fucking menstrual blood caked on the walls of her uterus. her god damn tits were hanging the fuck out and she didnt even care. i walked up, slapped the fucking drink out of her hand. her botyfriend came up to me. i fucked him. i fucked his ass right on the dancefloor. they were all watching me fuck this guy but my eyes never left the girls face. i came in his ass then just left. i walked backwards out of the club.
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Re: For Toorak

Post by Impzor » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:59 pm

Is it wrong that this gave me a boner?

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Re: For Toorak

Post by servix » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:28 am

wtf did I just read?
One should not accelerate fragments of geological origin into a ballistic trajectory when they themselves resides in a domicile of easily fragmentable, transparent, pressure-treated quartz.

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Re: For Toorak

Post by Goodwill » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:26 pm

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Re: For Toorak

Post by Rosemary » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:07 pm

wtf is going on
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L-l-look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating a-as you run through my corridors.
H-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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Re: For Toorak

Post by Cert » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:45 pm

Goodwill wrote:i was slippin into the club had on my jeans and my sweatshirt had a little general tsos sauce on it i didnt give a fuck. i walked up to a fine ass bitch. her fucking pussy was barely visible beneath her little skirt. i could smell her fucking menstrual blood caked on the walls of her uterus. her god damn tits were hanging the fuck out and she didnt even care. i walked up, slapped the fucking drink out of her hand. her botyfriend came up to me. i fucked him. i fucked his ass right on the dancefloor. they were all watching me fuck this guy but my eyes never left the girls face. i came in his ass then just left. i walked backwards out of the club.

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Re: For Toorak

Post by toorak » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:29 am

errrrrrrrr???????
We should be called SuperHappyAdventureGuild! SHAG!!!

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Re: For Toorak

Post by servix » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:51 pm

One should not accelerate fragments of geological origin into a ballistic trajectory when they themselves resides in a domicile of easily fragmentable, transparent, pressure-treated quartz.

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Re: For Toorak

Post by toorak » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:06 pm

Pirate!!!
We should be called SuperHappyAdventureGuild! SHAG!!!

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Re: For Toorak

Post by Cert » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:32 pm

servix wrote:Any recommendations?
I recommend choosing a costume build for the male physique!
Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.

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