Holy Priest App

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All applications MUST contain a joke and a cat picture. Applications without these will not be processed or accepted. You will not be prodded or reminded to add this, consider it a test of your ability to work things out for yourself.

WE ARE RECRUITING WARLOCKS, HUNTERS, PRIESTS (BOTH FLAVOURS).

There is some confusion as to what we are looking for in a player. Firstly, you must want to raid.. Our 25 man raids Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday 20:00cet-24:00cet. We understand real-life and make SOME allowances. If you are about to quit and just want to see bosses die, don't waste our time please. We all speak english. We are not the most amazing raiding guild the world has ever seen, but we do ok. As with every guild, we wipe a lot, deal with it.

You need to have a brain. The above is a minimum to make us consider you.


Do you have endgame experience?
or
Does your gear demonstrate that you have raided a long time (guild progress is NOT the indicator we are looking for)?
or
Do you play a 2.2k+ rated arena team?
or
Are you amazing and interesting to raid with, with a truly fantastic personality? We like people, we dont like loudmouth kids. Walk the fine line between funny and fuckwit.


Any information you give us will be used to see if you fit into any of those spots. If you dont supply enough information for us to decide, we won't! Good luck!

Other than this you should know what we need to know about you. Write a reasonable in depth application and put in some effort. We are not interested in players/members who are not willing or able to follow the simple instructions above and are not willing to put some time and love into their application. This application is the only chance you will have to persuade us of your worth. Make sure you write about yourself AND your character/experience.
Alekhine
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Holy Priest App

Post by Alekhine » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:44 pm

Greetings,

I submit for your viewing pleasure: cat who believes he is paladin.
Image

So, long story short, I am an American living in Germany teaching English and writing for various publications while I finish my first novel. It is a science fiction novel about humanity being too cool for school and nearly wiping themselves out, but there is a happy twist ending and everyone is saved! I love happy endings.

WoW Resume

I have been playing since open beta, Rogued my way through Vanilla in a very competitive guild rocking server firsts all over the place all the way through AQ. I totally skipped BC due to living in a third world country, but came back to civilization for Wrath on my Priest, cleared all the content and decided PVE was boring, competed at 2k + levels in S5 and S6, then got tired of being skullfucked by Warriors, so I started a Warrior and Fury'd my way 2400, meanwhile making ICC my bitch. All of my US characters are on Kel'Thuzad, 5 80's and a smattering of other chars.

Anyway, after bumping around for a while I ended up in Germany, got excited about Cata, signed into my US account and began to cry as I realized my ping would remain at 1k for the rest of eternity, or until I leave Europe. So, being the raging addict that I am I bought an EU account, linked it to my buddies account, and hit 80 with 6 days played. Cata release; everything is joy...until I realize that my German isn't good enough to raid with my buddies guild. Solution? Server change to Twilight's Hammer. I got here, joined the first guild I could find a spot in...and nobody showed up to raids. Shocking, I know.

So now I am in the market for a real guild.

My Char

His name is Alekhine, after the chess grandmaster.
A few epics, mostly heroic gear.
Full gems and chants, including head and shoulder rep enchants.
Tailoring and enchanting for super win ring and leg bonuses.
Undead, because WOTF is PvPimp.
I show up to every raid on time with flasks and food, having watched the strat videos, and ready to play.
I'm silly, but I know my shit.

Linky: http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/t ... ine/simple
Farming new trinks atm.

If SHAC is still looking to fill the holy spot I would love to rumble with you, maybe take a test drive through Blackrock Depths, kick it in TS and talk shop, whatever.

Joke

My buddy Mark walks into a bar and sits down between a depressed looking guy and tiniest guy he had ever seen playing a tiny piano on the bar. Mark orders a beer and asked the bartender what was up with the tiny man, but the tender just shrugged and turned away. Ignoring the tiny man, Mark opened his beer and, to his surprise, a sparkling genie emerged from the bottle! "I will grant you one wish" said the genie. Mark thinks for a second and says "I want a million bucks!" "Granted," replies the genie, and a million ducks suddenly flooded through the door, filling the room. Covered in duck shit, Mark turns to the depressed man and begins to complain about the deaf genie. "Yea," says the depressed man with a sigh, "tell me about it. I mean seriously, who would want a 12 in pianist?"

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